The Portland Business Journal has asked me to submit my Christmas gadget list, here goes nothing:

Nigel Ballard's Must Have Gadget Christmas List

1. A laptop computer. So handy, so portable and now actually affordable. Its hard to buy a new laptop today without having 802.11g Wi-Fi integrated as standard. Living in a town with more free Wi-Fi than any other US City (shameless plug alert), why wouldn't you roam our eclectic coffee shops sampling their brews whilst catching up on your Emails? Check out www.personaltelco.net for all those free web surfing hot spots.

2. An MP3 player, whether you jog, commute on the MAX or just need to drift away to a happier place aided by the music of The Decemberists, Portland's very own band poised for greatness. An MP3 player is a must have accessory. The Apple iPOD is the cash-rich poseurs choice (I have one, ahem) but the Dell offerings are as capable and more affordable. The new and very spendy iPODs incorporate color screens and the ability to view your photo collection which I think is stupid. This is all about the music people!

3. A TIVO. As American television dumbs itself down to the point of banality, it becomes increasingly hard to find anything really worth watching that is unless you like vegetating on the couch each and every night to a steady stream of dross. Grab a Tivo, teach it what interests you, later you can come back and watch the recorded programming as and when you want, even fast forwarding past those irritating Cortislim commercials! Yes I too want to leave the unhappiest club in America!

4. A Hybrid Car. You could be edgy, eco-aware and save thousands of your hard earned post-tax Dollars a year by drastically reducing your visits to the gas station. If you currently drive around in an SUV as big as an Abrahms tank, and it is just you sat in there most of the time, ask yourself Why? With a government tax incentive on hybrid vehicles, now is the time to consider one. If the City of Portland and PGE would get together and open up lots of free charging stations around town, we'd be doing our bit to keep smog levels down and those hybrid drivers would be able to flick the proverbial bird at those SUV drivers circling downtown like vultures looking for a parking spot large enough to accommodate their organ compensating Detroit brutes.

5. An 007 spy camera that comes inside a faux Zippo lighter. It takes remarkably good pictures, can record sound and it even has a movie mode. For $90 it is more fun than you can shake a stick at. Head over to http://www.thinkgeek.com/ for this and a plethora of gadgets none of which you actually need but would love to own just because!

Merry Christmas Portland.

Cheers Nigel
 

 

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